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Aging

‘Sixty is the worst age to be,’ said the 60 year old man. ‘You always
feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing
comes out.

‘Ah, that’s nothing,’ said the 70-year-old man. ‘When you’re seventy,
you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit [...]

Misspent youth

took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
The teenager would look and find [...]