Posts Tagged ‘men’

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.

So he says, ‘Do you know me?’
To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’
Now his mind travels back to the only time [...]

A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail.
The vet was confused and asked “Why do you want me to do that? the dogs tail is perfectly healthy.”
The man replied “Well the wife’s mother comes this weekend and I want to make sure there [...]

Men, you need to be very, very very careful when choosing gifts for your loved one - here is a timely bit of advise about the wrong types of gifts, ones that could lead to you being put in the doghouse !
Remember, you were warned !

Women are quite right when they complain that men are difficult to understand. Here are some very real explanations of typical things guys say and what they REALLY mean.
It’s a guy thing
Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”

Can I help [...]

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Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you [...]

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get [...]

Barry returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn, that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, ‘Honey, [...]

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Dear Tech support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs [...]