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Holiday Gift

After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. “That’s a bit much,” said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. “That’s still quite a bit,”
Tom grouched. [...]

Choose gifts with care: Beware of the Doghouse

Men, you need to be very, very very careful when choosing gifts for your loved one - here is a timely bit of advise about the wrong types of gifts, ones that could lead to you being put in the doghouse !

Remember, you were warned !

Gift Certificate

A fellow was talking to his buddy, and he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything. Besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants so I’m stumped.”
His buddy says, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes [...]

Farewell Gift

It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his [...]