Posts Tagged ‘Funny Quotes’

1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather–who died
peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the
passengers in his car.” –Author Unknown
2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you
get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
“Take two aspirin” and “Keep away from children.”
–Author [...]

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?
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If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

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If it’s true that we are here to help [...]