Posts Tagged ‘fairy stories’

One evening Snow White decided she was sleepy and announced to the seven dwarfs that she was going to bed. After the usual lengthy round of “Good Nights” she went upstairs. Immediately all seven dwarfs rushed outside and began standing on each others shoulders beneath Snow White’s bedroom window.
Tonight was Grumpy’s turn to be on [...]

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family’s only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her — how [...]

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess’s lap and said Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until [...]

Snow-white’s seven dwarfs visit the Pope in Rome. After seeking the pontiff’s blessings, the other six push Sleepy in front. Sleepy sheepishly asks the Pope, “Father, do you have nuns”?
“Yes my son”, says the Pope, “We have lots”.
Sleepy looks back at the others and says, “I told you they had nuns”. “ASK HIM, ASK HIM, [...]

One day, Pinnochio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what wooden girls and wooden boys do. Later, as they were cuddling, Pinnochio could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend. So he asked her, “What’s the matter?”
Pinnochio’s girlfriend gave a big sigh and replied, “You’re probably the best guy I’ve ever met– but every [...]

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says “Mirror, mirror on my door, make my bust-line forty four”.
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband [...]

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he [...]

We all know how Cinderella wanted to go to the ball but her wicked stepmother wouldn’t let her and then the fairy godmother pops up and gives Cinderella some good news:
The fairy godmother tells Cinderella that she will provide for her everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on 2 conditions. Cinderella [...]