A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, “Pssst.. you.. come over here!”
He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound lying on the footpath. “yes over here!” said the greyhound. “Look at me I”m tied up here, why my owner is in the bar drinking. [...]
Posts Tagged ‘dogs’
Beware of Lying Dogs
A Dogs Tale
A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail.
The vet was confused and asked “Why do you want me to do that? the dogs tail is perfectly healthy.”
The man replied “Well the wife’s mother comes this weekend and I want to make sure there [...]
Feel the breeze in your hair
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Animal Diaries
Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary……
8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favourite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in [...]
