A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the [...]
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Wisdom of Age
Just remember…
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO [...]
Aging
‘Sixty is the worst age to be,’ said the 60 year old man. ‘You always
feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing
comes out.
‘Ah, that’s nothing,’ said the 70-year-old man. ‘When you’re seventy,
you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit [...]
