Posts under ‘Funny Poems’

A computer was something on TV
from a science fiction show of note
a window was something you hated to clean…
And ram was the cousin of a goat….
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
and gig was a job for the nights
now they all mean different things
and that really mega bytes
An application was for employment
a program [...]

I’m sure you can imagine
As plain as you can be
The place is Picadilly
The player is He and She
She whispered “Will it hurt me?”
“Of course not” answered he
“It’s a very simple process,
You can rely on me.”
She said “I’m frightened,
I’ve not had this before.
My friend has had it five times.
And said it can be sore.

Then finally contented
Laid [...]

“I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
I’m going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I’ve counted sixteen chicken pox
And there’s one more-that’s seventeen,
And don’t you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue
It might [...]

Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the hell you are I think.
I’m not under what they call
The alfluence of incohol.
I’m not drunk as thinkle peep,
I’m just a little slort of sheep.
Tee martoonis make a guy
Fool so feelish, don’t know why.
Rally don’t know who’s me yet
The drunker I stay the longer I get
So just one more to full [...]